Ralph de Ralf
Da Ralphinator
Proud partizipant inna Soomo Turnamint
Tru Oofwate!

Da Ralphinator iz a BIG cat, waying in atta 24 poundz, ana dat'z aftur a die-it tuk tew poundz offa hiz fa...fluffy fraym!

Da Ralphinator iz
Redddeeee tu RRRRUMBULLL!
 

Ralph haz rezolved tu gane doz tew pounz bak!

He wurkz hard atta staying in fitin shaype buy carrying hevy Pounce kanz aroun da houz. Wen heze done, he eetz da Pounceez -- effury singull wun uv dem.

Ralph with his Pounce
Ralph's Offur Paj
Laura Ann Mihstol
Monique David*gue
Da humin, Gabrielle